Dear Triton Generators

"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips) 01/12/2016 at 00:50 • Filed to: None

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Please give your HD generators more than a 25 gallon tank. Or at least put a fucking light over the fuel filler under the fucking engine. Now I have a fucking chipped tooth from hold a fucking maglite in my mouth while trying to fucking fill the tank piece of shit tank, while simultaneously soaking the floor with fuel.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 01/12/2016 at 00:51

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Not even going to fucking correct “hold” to “holding” because Kinja is awful and won’t let me place a cursor where I want to.

Clown Shoe Pilot > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 01/12/2016 at 01:02

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maglite bite grip. save your teeth.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Clown Shoe Pilot 01/12/2016 at 01:04

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Lesson learned. Still, it wouldn’t hurt to put the fuel filler on the outside. But that makes too much sense.

lone_liberal > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 01/12/2016 at 01:18

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Until they redesign the generator I have two words for you: head lamp.

Sam > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 01/12/2016 at 01:18

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Just step back and take a deep breath. Patience is key.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > lone_liberal 01/12/2016 at 01:19

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Yeah, lesson learned. Technically, the previous shift is supposed to fill it up, but since we can’t move it, that’s hard to do.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Sam 01/12/2016 at 01:20

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Patience was when it ran out of fuel at 4 in the morning.

Sam > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 01/12/2016 at 02:09

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Nothing you do will make it consume less. Always look at the solution, don't dwell on the problem. Don't get beaten by a generator.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Sam 01/12/2016 at 02:18

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The solution would be to park it next to a diesel pump... Which is currently not an option. I’ve got 15 gallons of fuel left, though that is only really like 9-12 gallons due to not being able to empty the cans. Should last until morning. Hopefully.